carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image

(via hi)

(Source: thegirlisbad, via protopoop)

ruinedchildhood:

yo yo yo let it go

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

why cant bryan just get it over with and adopt him

(Source: lipgallagher)

tentakewl:

when you hear your mom coming home and remember all the chores you were supposed to do image

(Source: smackable, via hi)

moosekingofhell:

Forever wondering if I am contributing to a conversation by using my own experiences or being self centered and rude.

(Source: stilinskiswhoremouth, via pocketfullofreasons)

mishadmitrikrushniccollins:

@mishacollins:My daughter is 1&1/2. She only says three words clearly: “mama,” “dadda,” & “Россия.” (She’s also anti-war.)

(Source: alliggy, via oljhsr)

unfauxgettable:

chekhov:

unfauxgettable:

I couldn’t get this .gif to work on my phone

The overworked Chinese laborer who made this phone after being kept awake for 46 hours, delirious with sleeplessness and her eyes stinging due to the toxins in the air around her would be rolling on the floor right now.

Mtumbe Ngoube, the 11 year old African girl who is being kept as a slave in the Congo, who spends all hours of the day digging up the minerals necessary to make that phone would be clapping for you right now if she had any arms. The militia cut them off.

THE PHONE WAS ALREADY BROKEN THE PHONE WAS ALREADY BROKEN STOP TRYING TO GUILT TRIP ME ITS NOT EVEN WORKING also how does the slave girl dig with no arms

(via pizza)

swimming-northbound:

this is literally all the motivation i would need 

(Source: 0xytocinn, via spicy-vagina-tacos)

phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

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wigglytuffer:

at school like

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